Monday, August 03, 2009

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 72nd


Melina vs. Olive Oyl

And just the other day
Eating an air soufflé
I knew food needed me

Until they force me treats, I will not eat
I knew food needed me
It could be spaghetti, oh no
I don't want to get sauce on my Lady Gaga hair because...

Food needs me
Food needs me
Food needs me
Food needs me
Food neeed me
Food needs me

I think I'll weigh around
One hundred pounds, I will 'cause food needs me
A girl like me can't rest in peace with foods never needing me
"But I don't,
But they do."

Maybe it's because I'm lean
I can double to pipe clean

Food needs me
Food needs me
Food needs me
Food needs me
Food neeed me
Food needs me

The Question:
Who wins and how?


*****

NEXT WEEK

Let's hug out the pain, Jeremy Piven. I'm all messed up inside.

AND

We're gonna do what they did in the movie Weekend at Bernie's.




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