Appropriate Wrestling in Inappropriate Places: Good Kindling

Maria greets fans by fanning the flames.


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NEXT WEEK

Sgt. Slaughter brings out a great singer. Just kidding. It's just Celine Dion.

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Pizza, pizza party. Pizza, pizza (chomp, chomp). Pizza, pizza (choo, choo). Pizza train, pizza train. Pizza train, pizza train. Wooh, Wooh, pizza party. Pizza train, pizza train. Everybody pizza train (chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp... chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp). Pizza, pizza, hey you. Pizza party, hey me? Pizza party, everybody. Eat the pizza, party, party. Yah-um, ah-um, pizza party. This one, that one, pizza party. Mushroom, pepperoni, too. Everybody gets a pizza slice...