Monday, September 20, 2010

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 99th

World Heavyweight Championship No Holds Barred Match
Kane (c) vs. Day Man

Big Red
Got up on the wrong side of the bed
Demon with one contact lens
You're a master of distant reading as long as you keep your good eye open

Big Red, Big Red (uhh ahh ahh)
Ran out of towels to cover his bald head (uhh ahh ahh)
Magician from the underworld
Twenty-minute lighting tricks delight few boys and girls

Big Red

The Question:
Who wins and how?



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You are like the Rosa Parks of Maxim. Somebody has got to do something. Those were not the 100 Sexiest Women.

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