Monday, September 27, 2010

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 100th


WWE Women's Championship Lumberjill Match
Michelle McCool or Layla (c) vs. The Joker


Vickie fell
Kelly smells
Kaval rubbed his head
Michelle McCool taught in middle school
Then woke up in a Deadman's bed

Rosa likes rope skipping
Tiffany is missing
Rookie Divas are chair sitting
Layla should do most of the work
Since her partner can't control her kicking

Eve gets krunky
Natalya is stumpy
Maryse's stock falls like Humpty Dumpty
Do you know how I got these scars?
Excessive smiling did this to me


The Question:
Who wins and how?





4 comments:

Anonymous said...

What happened to you, the Swerved?

We need you.

Wrestling needs you.

Stephen Rivera said...

Before I chose to end The Swerved, I asked readers on my Twitter account to contact me if they wanted to blog to live on. There was some response, but not enough for me to change my mind. Luckily, the spirit of this site is still alive in some form.

In January, I was asked to write for The Wrestling Fan (www.thewrestlingfan.com). I have been writing "4th Fall," a bi-weekly column, since then. Check it out while you still can as I'm not sure if I will continue it beyond this year.

Anonymous said...

It's good to hear that you're still doing columns! I look forward to reading more at the link you provided, and will continue reading for as you feel it is right to continue writing.

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