Monday, August 23, 2010

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 97th

WWE Championship Match
Sheamus (c) vs. Lord Voldemort

He Who Must Not Be Named is a mystery
An evil wizard with surprisingly decent teeth
Ralph Fiennes with botched rhinoplasty
Young Harry didn't know, what Ralph did to his parents long ago
Inhuman men can hurt human feelings

They saw the anagram in his name
He's so wicked, making kids play word games
He made his own version of Yahtzee, but the thrill is not the same
He is Lord Voldemort
He is Lord Voldemort

The Question:
Who wins and how?



The Swerved has mastered hustle, loyalty, and respect, but will need to take a summer course on hinting that other sites prefer to make love to dudes.


Nobody gets what I say. Must be some way to convey, but no one else remembers my name — just those parts that I played.

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