Monday, January 11, 2010

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 82nd


John Cena vs. "Vampire Assistant" Cody Devereaux

I'm gonna beat you forever
And never stop until your dead
Then when I get paid for my great performance
I'm gonna purchase a tanning bed

I'm gonna beat you forever
Until I go up in flames
When I'm with you I want to get your coffee
Even though you don't know me by name


The Question:
Who wins and how?


*****

NEXT WEEK

The winner of a rumble that is of royal-distinction shall be crowned.

AND

I'm in a relationship now. I don't have to buy my own domestic goods. Pick me up one of those bottles that we put sticks in and make the room smell like vanilla bean.

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