Now listen
Where did you get them stilts?
Wait, don't tell me
Don't tell me until you get up on those stilts
And I will listen intently to your stilt purchase story
Too much height you've got
You're like a handicapped giant running the 100-metre dash
Now show me
Now walk around
Hey
Hey, did your get your job back because you have stilts, or what?
I wanna ride those stilts
Get off
Yeah, that's right
Watch me as I walk around on your store-bought stilts
'Cause you know how I like to roam
Hey, you should let me run on these things
'Cause I'm double-peg-legging this mother
The Question:
Who wins and how?
*****
NEXT WEEK
Professional wrestling-related cinema has never been this refined.
AND
I'm gonna eat your babies, bitch.
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