The Mizard
The Mizard
The Mizard
I put the Nitro into your car
But I put too much so your car won't start
Nitro into your brain
Which will kill your braincells but you like it just the same
But something ain't right
You felt weird last night
Your Hollywood friends told you Nitro has electrolytes
Left you flippin' in this very ring
You were flying, but you should have been pro wrestling
Tag me up before you pin him
Don't leave me in the corner before you win this
Tag me up before you pin him
They don't wanna lose it to a guy with a fauxhawk
Tag me up before you pin him
My wavy hair smells a little like burnt cinnamon
Tag me up before you pin him
Let's be winning tonight
I wanna touch the sky (in a non-platonic way)
The Question:
Who wins and how?
*****
NEXT WEEK
Have wrestling-related or general questions for The Swerved? Add them to the comments and I'll answer them in a future post.
AND
I told you I can't build you a candy house. It will fall down. The sun will melt the candy. It won't work.
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