Monday, November 05, 2007

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 29th


WWE Championship Match
Randy Orton (c) vs. Lieutenant Dan


I think I can't move
Came back too early
Lower limbs are weak
Because of surgery

It hurts to run
Don't really want to
I should walk instead
Up and down a flat enough surface

I just need more time off (more time off)
Or my knees will both fall off (both fall off)
I just need more time off (more time off)
Or my knees will both fall off (both fall off)

Eat your shrimp ladies and gentleman
It's all-you-can-eat at Bubba Gump's


The Question:

Who wins and how?

*****

NEXT WEEK

Thank you, socks that are red, for defeating those cocky purple mountains.

AND

Please ration that can of ass whip. It's the last one.

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