Monday, June 29, 2009

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 69th


Intercontinental Championship vs. Mask Match
Chris Jericho (c) vs. Tuxedo Mask


Wearing a mask by daylight
Wearing that same mask by moonlight
Wearing a mask, keep that mask tight
He is the one who wears a mask

He will always wear a mask at Arby's
He will wear a mask while meeting Terence Trent D'Arby
He will leave that mask on while he plays with a young girl's Barbie
He is the one who wears a...

Mask-like mask
Mask-esque mask
Mask-type mask
Mask-y mask

His favourite film is The Mask
He is the one who wears a mask

Wearing a mask by daylight
Wearing that same mask by moonlight
With a mask he does his laundry in that mask
He is the one who wears a mask
He is the one who wears a mask
He is the one... with the mask


The Question:
Who wins and how?


*****

NEXT WEEK

CM Punk continues to be skeptical of Kentucky Grilled Chicken (as he should be).

AND

We're matching forward, looking backward, hunting for treasure again.

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