Monday, June 08, 2009

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 68th


Pen Hog Match
Vickie Guerrero vs. Mrs. Doubtfire


(This, this) Dude dressed as a lady still looks like a dude in drag
(This, this) Dude dressed as a lady still looks like a dude in drag
(This, this) Dude dressed as a lady still looks like a dude in drag
(This, this) Dude dressed as a lady still looks like a dude in drag

Went into a two-dollar wig store
Picked the one that screamed out "elderly British whore"
I hope you don't see the chin strap
If you do, turn your attention to my flammable rack
Don't rack 'em

(This, this)
(This, this)
(This, this)

I see you staring at me
This girl who stands up to pee
Forgive me if I can't tuck it all back
I tried to whip in this thing
But the thought of a young Sally Field made me spring

(This, this) Dude dressed as a lady still looks like a dude in drag
(This, this) Dude dressed as a lady still looks like a dude in drag
(This, this) Dude dressed as a lady still looks like a dude in drag
(This, this) Dude dressed as a lady still looks like a dude in drag


The Question:
Who wins and how?


*****

NEXT WEEK

He's fat.

AND

Bro's a no-no for CoCo?

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