Monday, June 01, 2009

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 67th


Breakfast Neckerchief Match
CM Punk vs. Tony the Tiger


Hey, anthropomorphic tiger with a fashionable neckerchief
We like the moves you do
Hey, anthropomorphic tiger with a fashionable neckerchief
I love those Japanese moves you do

The one and only tiger that eats breakfast and wrestles while wearing a fashionable neckerchief with his name on it for you, despite the fact that fashionable neckerchiefs haven't been in style for a while

So, it's anthropomorphic tigers with fashionable neckerchiefs
They're okay, I guess


The Question:
Who wins and how?


*****

NEXT WEEK

Rest in peace, Mr. Kennedy's dangling microphone.

AND

Forget playing outside with my friends from school. It's Saturday morning, fool.

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