Squared Circle of Fortune: Triphell Haitch

Can you solve word-turning letter puzzle problems, word-turning letter puzzle problem solver?

Note: Letters can be used again because the economy is in a dire state and we must conserve letters in order to stop global warming and keep my snowcone business afloat.

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How are you doing? Good? That's great. How am I doing? I'm feeling pretty divaliciously extreme myself. Thanks for asking.

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If you listen to DMX, the baby comes out goin' "Unnngghhh!"