The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 14th

WWE Women's Title Match
Melina vs. Avril Lavigne

She’s like "I don't think so."
Then I'm like "Yeah, I think so."
We should be like "Yuh-huh to your nuh-huh."
And that’s what we should be singing about!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
Look at me I am so punk!
No way! No way!
I don't think you're punkier!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your champion!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
On this farm there is a punk!
No way! No way!
Here's a punk, there's a punk!
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Everywhere a punk, punk!

The Question:
Who wins and how?

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NEXT WEEK

The Swerved will be back in 2 weeks with a review of Wrestlemania 23: Rich People are Arguing

AND

I bet you a dollar that I have a dollar. I win.