Monday, March 19, 2007

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 13th


Bobby Lashley w/ Donald Trump vs. Magilla Gorilla w/ Vince McMahon (Special Guest Referee: Stone Cold Steve Austin)

WWE got a Bobby Lashley for sale
Bobby Lashley for sale
Won't you buy him
Pay-Per-View to try him
Bobby Lashley for sale

See on the TV, it's Bobby Lashley
Has positive qualities I know
Big, muscly, strong, and big
And Trump loves him also

Don't you want a little Lashley you can cheer on to win?
A Lashley who hates enhancing drugs and medicines?

How much is that Bobby Lashley on the TV?

Take our advice, in any way
A Lashley like Bobby is here to stay
It's Lashley
Bobby Lashley for saaaaaaaale

The Question:
Who wins and how?

*****

NEXT WEEK

It's my farewell to Jimbo with part 2 of The Interviewerved.

AND

I use The Great Khali as a ladder in order to see planet Earth from outer space.

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