Monday, May 03, 2010

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 89th


Street Fight
Triple H vs. Wilson


Read the face that is written on my ball
Oh that's my entire body, that's my entire body

It's a shame that this beach has no net
An inanimate sphere becomes Tom Hanks' friend
I wear this smile even though I have dots for eyes
Overhead spike, overhead spike

Ooh
These stitches are new and I'll make you serve me
Ooh yeah
You keep the rally going as long as I don't hit the boundaries
Ooh
And you put me on a stick
And I will watch your beard as it grows thick


The Question:
Who wins and how?


*****

NEXT WEEK

The Swerved is shaved just like Jerry Lawler, except not on its crotch.

AND

Six o'clock doesn't work for me. That's when I have dinner with my family.

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