Monday, February 01, 2010

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 83rd


World Heavyweight Championship Match
The Undertaker (c) vs. Justin Bieber


There's gonna be one less MMA deadman
One less MMA deadman
There's gonna be one less MMA deadman
One less MMA deadman

How many rest in peaces
And tombstones and souls
Have you taken before?

How much eyeliner? Be honest, man
How many skulls did you drive onto the mat?
How many leather dusters did you pack?
Just take one hat, one cowboy hat
How many did you buy in-store?
Not having this anymore
If you let me look like Hilary Swank wearing a hoodie
Then, there's gonna be one less MMA deadman

Oh, oh
I saw so many pure-striking faces
Before I saw yours, yours
Now all I want to beat is yours
I'm coming for yours
No, no
Don't need these other pure-striking faces
When I've seen yours, yours
And you will be mine in the ring

There's gonna be one less MMA deadman
One less MMA deadman
One less MMA deadman
One less MMA deadman
There's gonna be one less MMA deadman
I'm gonna face you first
I'll show what your title is worth
If you let me look like Hilary Swank wearing a hoodie
Then, there's gonna be less MMA deadman


The Question:
Who wins and how?


*****

NEXT WEEK

I arrest Chris Jericho and The Hurricane for private intoxication.

AND

I mean having a daughter is like going to the NBA All-Star Weekend. It changes you. Makes you wanna take your wife to the doctor.

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