Iron Man vs. Jeremy Irons
Jeremy Irons will make you sad
He's not the Lion King, but his character killed Simba's dad
As uncle Scar, with claws extended
That dust in the air spelled sex, which Disney never mentioned
Theatre actor
That's Jeremy Irons
Unlike Robert Downey, Jr.
That's Jeremy irons
The Question:
Who wins and how?
*****
NEXT WEEK
In the surprise move of the year, I attain the WWE Divas Championship by capturing it in a gigantic butterfly net.
AND
Eat your salad before it gets cold.
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