Monday, March 30, 2009

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 63rd


Chris Jericho vs. The Golden Girls

Thank you for inflicting physical violence on the elderly
Called them various names taken from a thesaurus, then called them the same names again
You're running your mouth in a disrespectful way, but the formal way you dress kind of makes it okay

And if you threw a box social
And you invited every legend you knew
We would see the biggest gift is your fist to a face
And the indent from your ring would say, "Thank you for having cardboard talk show sets."


The Question:
Who wins and how?


*****

NEXT TIME

The grandest review of the grandest stage of the grandest all.

AND

You better start swimmin', or you'll sink like a stone.



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