Monday, March 02, 2009

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 61st


Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Money vs. Bank


Ch-ch-ch-ching, fiscal responsiblily, Li'l Laddy
Climb up, banking money for the future

I got a piggy for a bank (factual)
Side of bacon, what you thank?
I got a piggy for a bank (factual)
Side of bacon, what you thank?
I got a piggy for a bank (factual)
Side of bacon, what you thank?
I got a piggy for a bank (factual)
Side of bacon, what you thank?

I'm gonna get that case, high above the ring space
Young ladies that know me know just how much I can save
Get up those rungs, scale 'em one by one
Snatching up that contract like I'm starting a trust fund
You be tumbling from that ladder you set up
You be killing yourself among the flickering flashbulbs
I go get that container, to retain my chance
I be on center stage, doing my WrestleMania safety dance

Hold on, player please, before you start that elaborate spot
Get Benamin in position, so you'll gingerly get caught
I got dollar bills and fame waiting just for me
If an enemy try to snatch it, I'll pair off with him early
Got a bank account, in coin slots I deposit large amounts
Don't you dare break this with a hammer cause I'll have to recount
This little piggy went to market to win it all
But this little piggy's trading punches until you fall


The Question:
Who wins and how?


*****

NEXT WEEK

Wrestling with the mania.

AND

You just saw three monkeys go by on a motorcycle, didn't you?

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