Monday, February 09, 2009

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 60th


WWE Championship Elimination Chamber Match
Edge (c) vs. Mr. Green vs. Mrs. Peacock vs. Miss Scarlet vs. Professor Plum vs. Mrs. White


Use your rope to commit crimes in the library

Yeah, I'm suspecting, it's the man in green
He killed Mr. Boddy in the non-fiction section, then left the scene
Saw the bloody footprints near the wooden shelves
Or am I in the Study?
Not sure, don't know this place too well

Yeah, never gonna disprove my suggestion
Never gonna disprove
Never gonna disprove my suggestion
Never gonna disprove
Never gonna disprove my suggestion
Never gonna disprove
Never gonna disprove my suggestion
Never gonna disprove

Yeah, there's the professor, in the dining room
Wears purple suits, looks so suspicious,
Eating dinner at a quarter 'till noon
But then there's the ladies, acting kind of shady
Put a wrench in their plans before they come out to get me

Yeah, never gonna disprove my suggestion
Never gonna disprove
Never gonna disprove my suggestion
Never gonna disprove
Never gonna disprove my suggestion
Never gonna disprove
Never gonna disprove my suggestion
Never gonna disprove


The Question:
Who wins and how?


*****

NEXT WEEK

Entrances from me to you.

AND

Some people say that rappers are invincible. We're vincible.


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