Michelle McCool vs. Fifi Le Fume
We're sexy, we're sultry
We're all a little lovely
And you show up weekly
We're on Fridays, you see
Between five-minute squashes
They edit out our botches
On WWE Diva Adventures
Quantity beats quality
So here's our show Smackdown
It's a program rated G
Our home sweet home is The CW
Then it's MyNetworkTV
Do not hate our matches
We know they're not mat classics
When WWE Diva Adventures
Gets ready for the screen
Challenger versus champion
Can McCool retain her belt again?
Victoria will never get to win
While Eve can use a mic
There's Natalya and Maria
But the writing team has no idea
They're as creative as IKEA
But Eve can use a mic
At the monthly Pay-Per-Views
We fight for butterflies
We can't stand RAW laughing
At our brand 'cause we simply don't get why
We're sexy, we're sultry
We're all a little lovely
It's WWE Diva Adventures
Stay tuned to watch McCool
She's vintage and old school
The Question:
Who wins and how?
*****
NEXT WEEK
In two weeks, The Swerved celebrates its two-year anniversary. On the first anniversary, you gave this site paper. On the second anniversary, I hope you give this site a pen so I can write about how much I hate your anniversary gifts.
AND
Tombstone, huh? You know, I've been to a tombstone, and I didn't see thin pepperoni slices or gooey mozarella cheese on yours anywhere.
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