Monday, April 21, 2008

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 39th


Chewbacca vs. Big Show

Well, here comes a Wookiee
Wookiees are lactose intolerant so they can't have any glasses of milk with their chocolate chip cookies
Yeah, here comes a Wookiee (Come on, oh)
Chew it up and put that Falcon in warp speed, y'all (oh)
Well get ready for Chewie
And some Han Solo
He's gargling gibberish
In a language that I don't know
It's a Wookiee
It's a freakin' Wookiee
It's not a walking piece of shag carpeting, but it's a Wookiee

The Question:
Who wins and how?

*****

NEXT WEEK

I find the wrestling world highly unstable.

AND

I'm going to tear out your eyes, then put them in my pockets, so you can look at my change

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