Monday, September 10, 2007

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 25th


Donkey Kong vs. Rey Mysterio

Who's that chucking barrels at me?
K-O-N-G
Donkey Kong's barrel throng
When the ape is here, the princesses jeer
The plumbers show fear, better stay clear

Go!
Up the steel girders it's Mysterio
Scaling up the ladders toward his foe
What's he gonna do when a barrel comes close?
He better jump over it or he's milk toast
Kong's like, "What in the world?" in an inquisitive tone
"This dude is racking up points while I fight up here alone?"
Straight from WWE, working for the W, see
No losses clocking in at victory factory
Scamperin' and hammerin' on enemies
You can't beat Rey clean
Because he's wearing silver paint and it's really gross when he's all sweating and you try to grab him, but then there's this silver slippery paint all over your hands and you can't get it out with regular soap because the paint he used was heavy duty


The Question:
Who wins and how?

*****

NEXT WEEK

Money, money. I guess not, I guess not.

AND

The Swerved Anniversary is nigh. Two weeks nigh
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