Monday, June 25, 2007

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 20th


Italian Organ Grinder w/ Giuseppe the Monkey vs. Umaga

When I was just a little wrestler
I asked my rich boss, "What will I be?"
Will I be cocky? Will I be quick?
Here's what he said to me

You-a spicy a-meat-a-ball
Whatever is Italian you'll be
You'll eat spaghetti with glee
You-a spicy a-meat-a-ball

On my debut I pinned a champ
I asked the referee, "What did I win?"
Is it pure gold, or plated with foil?
Here's what I heard from him

You-a spicy a-meat-a-ball
You'll won yourself weeks off TV
We're casting your bro Luigi
You-a spicy a-meat-a-ball

The Question
Who wins and how?

*****

NEXT WEEK

To celebrate the 4th of July, The Swerved's land is conquered by an American colonist.

AND

Stay strong Steph. Stay strong.

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