Monday, September 25, 2006

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 2nd

The Beast w/ Beauty vs. Umaga w/ Armando Alejandro Estrada

Feud as old as time
Moves of simple kind
Belle's tastes are so strange
Will that furry monster change?
They probably got it on

Certain as a spike
Thumbing at your throat
Savage done before
With a Cuban dictator
Bulldozer and the Beast

Feud as old as time
Moves of simple kind
Bulldozer and the Beast


The Question:
Who wins and how?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

God I love this blog.

Anonymous said...

I love it too! I just don't post much because I figure if I can't be as funny as what I'm posting on, I shouldn't even try. :)

Stephen Rivera said...

I'm glad I have at least a few fans of this blog. To Darryl the Hitman, and everyone else out there, if you have something to say, please post. It doesn't have to be funny. Just let me know what you're thinking. Also, don't worry if it has nothing to do with the actual post(s). As long as it's relatively clean, I will not delete it. Positive or negative, it'll be here.

Anonymous said...

Well, I've always enjoyed your work because it's funny in exactly the way I could never do it. Anyone can make the standard smark jokes about HHH sleeping his way to the top or Undertaker holding people down but it takes real imagination to come up with the wacky stuff you create. :)

Mickel Tilburg said...

Great to see someone is trudging on in the salt mines ... Of course the Beast will win because Belle looks better than Alejandro and then with a push can make Vince money by posing for the Playboy ...