Monday, September 18, 2006

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 1st

Hell in a Cell in Bel-Air
D-Generation X vs. DJ Jazzy Jeff, The Fresh Prince, and The Big Guy


In World Wrestling Entertainment, paid and made
In the ring was where DX spent most of their days
Hangin' out, grapplin', pinnin' opponents all cool
And all cookin' their sausages outside of the pool
When a couple of dudes
They were up to no good
Started spray paintin' in their neighbourhood
DX got in one li'l fight and Vince got scared
He said, "You guys are fightin' in Hell in a Cell in Bel-Air."


The Question:
Who wins and how?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Off to a good start, can't wait for more.

Unknown said...

good new blog.
Fresh Prince wins at 16:32 minutes by Carlton interference with a broken sledgehammer.

The KoC.

Anonymous said...

I predict a heel turn by Phil. Serves Will right for that one time he had drugs in his locker and Carlton went into a coma after he took a handful because he thought they were vitamins

D-X and The Big Guy then go on to feud with Carl Winslow, Steve Urkel, and Waldo, culminating with the first ever Tables, Ladders, and Family Matters match.

Anonymous said...

As Trips sets up for a pedigree on Jazzy to get the win-thus canceling all Nick@Nite shows off the air-Will does his infamous Jiggy, which sends Shawn off in the aisles, dancing about.

This gives the Big Man enough time to grab Triple H in a Big Bad Man Bear Hug. This causes Trips to pass out, but due to backstage politics Triple H is automatically WWE Champion and HBK continues to be called a Kid.

Anonymous said...

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