CSI: Crime Scene Investigation vs. CSI: Miami vs. CSI: New York
We'll be investigating crime scenes
Reviewing evidence with technologically impossible machines
And the suspects whom we interrogate will be comically shifty
And the people who watch our show
Sit in sofas and get in the know
They can wear cool sunglasses if they major in forensic science
You'll change the channel to that new CSI
While recording a rerun of that other CSI
You'll see that preview of another CSI
You'll be in your living room to stay
You'll watch CBS all day
The network has all those NCISes anyway
But somebody get us a larger chamber
The seasons, there have been many
The spinoffs, there have been plenty
But you can't get enough of David Caruso
His character is Horatio Caine
Horatio is a super awesome name
But don't forget about Marg and Gary Sinise (they're okay, too)
You'll change the channel to that new CSI
While recording a rerun of that other CSI
You'll see that preview of another CSI
You'll be in your living room to stay
You'll watch CBS all day
The network has all those NCISes anyway
But somebody get us a larger chamber
The Question:
Who wins and how?
*****
NEXT WEEK
The Swerved invades Monday nights. Job done about three and a half years ago.
AND
I only understand about 20% of what goes on around here.
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