The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 37th

Taylor Hawkins of the Foo Fighters vs. Undertaker

I've got a simple confession to make
I look like Edge
Some dudes tend to resemble other dudes
Did I mention that I look like Edge?

Was I born to play drums or look like Edge?
Don't you think I'm the best, the best, the best, the best impersonator of Edge?
Don't you think I'm the best, the best, the best, the best impersonator of Edge?

You need to get me a leather trenchcoat
The type Edge has on
I also want a pair of camouflage tights
Before they're gone
I'm too busy to get them myself
Too busy to choose
My footwear should be kickers not sneakers
But thanks for the shoes
I will never not look like Edge
I refuse
Matthew Lillard cannot trump me
I won't lose

Don't you think I'm the best, the best, the best, the best impersonator of Edge?
Don't you think I'm the best, the best, the best, the best impersonator of Edge?

The Question:
Who wins and how?

*****

NEXT WEEK

The TNA Challenge continues with Hour 2.

AND

Macaroni and cheese is the cheese to my macaroni.