Monday, December 10, 2007

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 32nd


World Heavyweight Championship Triple Threat Match
Batista (c) vs. Merv The Perv vs. Undertaker


He's talkin' love
Lockin' lips with a widowed wife
He's sayin' love
For her he'll win the title fight

Feel free watch him and touch him
He's gonna pin them with his small package
With his small package

That's his small package
With his small package


The Question:
Who wins and how?

*****

NEXT WEEK

With the final post of the year, I take a look at the worst of 2007.

AND

I take a ride on the Polar Express. Everyone on this train has freaky, computer-generated eyes.

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