Monday, February 26, 2007

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 12th


The Outsiders vs. Deuce and Domino w/ Cherry

When Domino acts like Clay, it's gold, (OH!)
He resembles Sean O'Haire, I'm told. (OH!)
Cherry has an unbloomed flower,
Deuce protects it greatly, from hour to hour.
Soon WWE will break up the team,
And I will let out a sorrowful scream
Let the Greasers have their day,
For nothing greasy can stay.

Hey, you lookin' at his chick, Ponyboy?
Don't be lookin' at his chick.


The Question:
Who wins and how?

*****

NEXT WEEK

It's a grab bag of fun. I'm going to need my grabbing suit.

AND

If Umaga was not employed by WWE, I bet he'd work at TGI Friday's. Savages love it when every day is Friday.

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