Monday, January 22, 2007

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 9th


30-Grisham Royal Rumble Match

It's time for the...
MMMMAAAAIIIIINNNNN EEEEVVVVVVVEEEEENNNNNTTTTT

Yo, he'll tell you what he wants, what he really really wants,
So tell him what you want, what you really really want,
He'll tell you what he wants, what he really really wants,
So tell him what you want, what you really really want,
He wanna, he wanna, he wanna, he wanna, he wanna
Really really really wanna have haircuts like Batista

If you wanna be his ally, you gotta get with his crew,
Make it last forever cause Grisham Time's 'bout due,
If you wanna be his buddy, you have got to say,
"I loves me some Toddy, but NOT in that special way"


The Question:
Who wins and how?

*****

NEXT WEEK

Alex Reimer swerves me?

AND

Hey, look over there! A distraction!

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