The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 7th

Inferno Match
Kane vs. The Green Ranger

Go, go childhood memories!
Go, go childhood memories!
Go, go childhood memories! Mighty Morphin' childhood memories!

Don't go Isaac Yankem!
Don't go Isaac Yankem! Don't go Isaac Yankem!
Mighty Morphin' Isaac Yankem!

The Question:
Who wins and how?

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NEXT WEEK

It's the last edition of The Swerved for the year 2006 .

AND

To be topically comedic, I will toboggan down a snowy hill, screaming "Wii!" all the way to the bottom.