Monday, October 16, 2006

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 3rd

Dakota Fanning w/ Tom Cruise vs. Rey Mysterio
What you gonna do when she comes for you?
She acts too much like a grown adult.
What you gonna do when she comes for you?

Dakota. Dakota. Surname Fanning. (Hey)
Dakota. Dakota. That's her name-o.
Dakota. Dakota. Surname Fanning. (Hey)
Dakota. Dakota. Creepy girl actress.

This is the theme of Dakota Fanning.
Her name sounds a lot like Peyton Manning.
Flash up on the screen like Tom Cruise's daughter,
Skipped War of the Worlds, I didn't bother.

Can Rey Rey challenge or even manage
To teach this young girl how to speak Spanish?
Or will he greet her and then beat her?
Show up to her pizza party and defeat her?

Her parents may be a little mad,
But Rey does it for Eddie so they should be glad.
Do for Dominic too, yeah he better love it,
Stuffed crust in the stomach.
So don't put more cheese on it,
Just eat it.

They may in fact be the same height,
But they will have a great cruiserweight fight.
619 is in the store for the lady
But he'll need a star map first to find out where she's staying.

Dakota. Dakota. Surname Fanning .(Hey)
Dakota. Dakota. That's her name-o.
Dakota. Dakota. Surname Fanning. (Hey)
Dakota. Dakota. Creepy girl actress.

The Question:
Who wins and how?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The funniest shit I seen since the Armpit closed. Keep it up man