Royal Tenenbaum will kick some ass at WrestleMania in the spring of its 24th year
Over the next decade, he and World Wrestling Entertainment will share much success, but then they will separate
Are they severing ties?
At the moment no, but it doesn't look good
Does he still love WrestleMania?
Of course he does
Does he still love Vince McMahon?
Yes very much, but Vince has asked him to leave and he must respect Vince's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame
Is it WWE's fault?
No, no; obviously both Vince and Royal have made certain sacrifices as a result of making money, but no, Lord Triple H no
Then, why did Vince ask him to leave?
He really doesn't know anymore; maybe Royal Tenenbaum wasn't a Loyal Tenenbaum to Vince as he could have been
But Vince says th--
Let's just drop it, shall we, wrestling audience?
They will never really forgive each other
The Question:
Who wins and how?
*****
NEXT MONTH
The Swerved looks at WrestleMania XXIV: He's Got My Delicious Subway Sandwich.
AND
Oh, national store chain, what big savings you have. The better to save big bucks, my dear.
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