Monday, May 31, 2010

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 91st


World Heavyweight Championship Match
Jack Swagger (c) vs. King Hippo


Hey look, it's the king of all the hippos
Just act casual even though you've never seen a king of hippos before
Yeah, it's the king of all the hippos
Come on — they don't show The Biggest Loser on Hippo Island

Get ready to fight him
'Cause you'll never know
If punch him hard enough in the navel
To canvas, he'll go
It's the king of all the hippos


The Question:
Who wins and how?


*****

NEXT WEEK

CM Punk's hair grew back pretty fast. It looks like a mask.

AND

I'll see you in another life, brother.

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