Monday, May 10, 2010

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 90th


Poochie vs. Batista

The name's Poochie D
And I'm back on the TV
Returning from the dead
'Cause doggie heaven couldn't see me in HD

But in these gentler times
I'm making gentler rhymes
If you think you're so fly
Wait, where am I?


The Question:
Who wins and how?


*****

NEXT WEEK

I visit Mickie James' biggest fan with a machete and a machine gun. You know what that means — I'm throwing a Rambo-themed birthday party for Mickie James' biggest fan.

AND

Come with me if you don't wanna get paint on you.

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