Hustle Loyalty Recycle
WWE Champion John Cena has the heart of the champion, the arms of a winner, the head of a fighter, the body of a wrestler, and the legs of a recycler. You can help the champ today by gathering stray aluminum cans to make future aluminum cans. Give an FU to those who lazily discard their old newspapers in the garbage. Reduce. Reuse. Recycle. Word life to your respective mothers.
The Hardys vs. The Hardy Boys
Affirmative
Enthusiastic scream
They're gonna look for some treasure
In a haunted cave, I presume
Detectives solving a mystery
Where the flying fudge is Nancy Drew?
They're gonna get in some trouble
But they'll hide behind some trees, yeah
In wooded areas and jungles
They look around preppily
The Question
Who wins and how?
*****
NEXT WEEK
I'll take a glance at something that happened in the past. Possibly, it will comedic.
AND
Why does an undertaker need a title? Why does an undertaker even wrestle? I want undertakers competing in a wrestling ring the same way I want gynecologists building houses for the unfortunate -- not very much.
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