Monday, June 28, 2010

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 93rd


Fatal 4-Way Match
Rey Mysterio vs. Mario vs. Luigi vs. Princess Toadstool


Do the Mysterio
Win every match from feud to feud
Come on — adjust your mask
Do the Mysterio

Take one leap
Break a face accidentally
Let's do the Mysterio
While avoiding knee injuries

You've suspended people's disbelief
It's the Mysterio

Do the Mysterio
Give children hoods to hide their faces
Come on — invade their personal space
Do the Mysterio

Take one jump
The hydraulics are faulty
Let's do the Mysterio
Technical ramp difficulties

Come on now
Just like that


The Question:
Who wins and how?


*****

NEXT WEEK

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