I hear people say that I look like Edge
They're adamant
They call me Adam
They want to see some spears
They see me in left or right field
I often play in center field
But when the people think that I'm Edge
They start questioning my field
They say, "Why are you playing baseball?"
"Shouldn't you be pro wrestling?"
"Why do you look so much like Edge?"
"Can I touch your World Series ring?
I hear wrestling fans saying
What baseball fans aren't saying
They're not familiar with Edgeheads
Perhaps Edge looks like me instead
I hear people say that I look like Edge
They're adamant
They call me Adam
They want to see some spears, they want to see some spears
They tell me this when I'm up to bat
They ask about Lita while I make a catch
They want to see some spears, they want to see some spears
The Question:
Who wins and how?
*****
NEXT WEEK
Ashton Kutcher will be here live... on tape... in another place... last week.
AND
Please, I know it's hard to believe to see a perfect forest through so many splintered trees.
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