The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 51st

WWE Women's Championship Match
Beth Phoenix (c) vs. Lifeless Female Mannequin

Let me show you how to not move it
Let me show you how to not move your face
Not move your face, not move your face, your face (not move face x5)
Not, not, not move your face at all
Look, look, look awkward in the face
Not, not, not move your face at all
Look, look, look like plastic in the facial area
Not, not, not move your face at all
Look, look, look awkward in the face
Not, not, not move your face at all
But a face not, not, not as plastic as Jillian Hall's (ooh)

Excessive rhinoplasty
Excessive rhinoplasty
Excessive rhinoplasty
Excessive rhinoplasty
Excessive rhinoplasty
Excessive rhinoplasty
All eyes on my awkward, plastic face
All (x∞)

The Question:
Who wins and how?

*****

NEXT WEEK

You are what you wear.

AND

I don't need a judge to tell me to keep my community clean.