Monday, September 15, 2008

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 50th


Divas Championship Match
Michelle McCool vs. Fifi Le Fume


We're sexy, we're sultry
We're all a little lovely
And you show up weekly
We're on Fridays, you see

Between five-minute squashes
They edit out our botches
On WWE Diva Adventures
Quantity beats quality

So here's our show Smackdown
It's a program rated G
Our home sweet home is The CW
Then it's MyNetworkTV

Do not hate our matches
We know they're not mat classics
When WWE Diva Adventures
Gets ready for the screen

Challenger versus champion
Can McCool retain her belt again?
Victoria will never get to win
While Eve can use a mic

There's Natalya and Maria
But the writing team has no idea
They're as creative as IKEA
But Eve can use a mic

At the monthly Pay-Per-Views
We fight for butterflies
We can't stand RAW laughing
At our brand 'cause we simply don't get why

We're sexy, we're sultry
We're all a little lovely
It's WWE Diva Adventures
Stay tuned to watch McCool

She's vintage and old school


The Question:
Who wins and how?


*****

NEXT WEEK

In two weeks, The Swerved celebrates its two-year anniversary. On the first anniversary, you gave this site paper. On the second anniversary, I hope you give this site a pen so I can write about how much I hate your anniversary gifts.

AND

Tombstone, huh? You know, I've been to a tombstone, and I didn't see thin pepperoni slices or gooey mozarella cheese on yours anywhere.



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