Monday, September 08, 2008

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 49th


World Tag Team Championship Match
Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase vs. PM Dawn


Fellows don't price us
Fellows don't price us
Set on a quest to beat the championship best of you

We took your titles, and we're sorry for that
Thank goodness you took them back
We found two strapping men with two golden straps
We couldn't help it, we challenged you to a match
We think it's one of those two-on-two things
In which a partner has to hold on to a string
Any possibility that we make amends?
We don't know, maybe we could be best friends

You're as unforgiving as a Pay-Per-View
But we're hoping you could learn to love us
To like us is a must
Until we can meet again to try and earn your trust
We often wonder what makes you so swell
We guess you got your talent from the development well
You were struggling on the training ground
First we lost you, but now you're found

We recall when two you came up
Greener than green, but skilled enough
We said, "You'll make it 'cause you're second generation,
then you'll look over us toiling in the basement."
That will be true though, we can't lie
That's a fact we can't deny
But be kind on your way to the top
You borrowed our hearts, now call the cops

Fellows don't price us
Fellows don't price us
Set on a quest to beat the championship best of you


The Question:
Who wins and how?


*****

NEXT WEEK

On September 29th, The Swerved celebrates its two-year anniversary. Alert the Coast Guard.

AND

Chopper 4 -- with a self-propelling... propeller.




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