The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 40th

World Heavyweight Championship Match
Undertaker (c) vs. Matthew Lillard

You think I look like Edge
You think I look like Edge
You think I look like Edge
You think I look like Edge
Taylor Hawkins of the Foo Fighters will never look like Edge
He is a poor impersonator
And I'm getting the best of him

You know I look like Edge because I know I look like Edge
You know, you know, you know, you know I look like Edge because I know I look like Edge (and I don't act in a film without Freddie Prinze Jr.)
You're just a person who doesn't look like Edge
You think I look like Edge
You think I look like Edge
You think I look like Edge
You think I look like Edge
Taylor Hawkins of the Foo Fighters will never look like Edge
He is a poor impersonator
And I'm getting the best of him

The Question:
Who wins and how?

*****

NEXT WEEK

Don't hate the video game player, hate the video game.

AND

Thug life.