Tutankhamun vs. Mr. Kennedy
My word
I almost forgot the Ancient Egyptian ruler!
Tutankhamun! Get on over here!
King Tutankhamun
Preserved and mummified
Here he is
The man of the eighteenth dynasty
The Discovery Channel
The great entertainment and educational channel
Called me from the tomb
And said, "Tut. Pharaoh, I'm gonna present you as an important piece of history.
You are deceased but I bet your tomb has teasures."
This right now
is the greatest boy king you will ever see
Not Amenhotep I! Not Amenhotep II!
Not Thutmose I! Not Amenthotep II!
But Tutankhamun, the living image, the classic one!
The Question:
Who wins and how?
*****
NEXT WEEK
What kind of undead zombie guy uses mixed martial arts submission moves? Undead zombie guys don't watch ultimate fighting. They like Project Runway.
AND
We got eggs.
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