Cena Ruins Everything: The Jelly Bean Jar

John Cena makes his triumphant return. His guess of 278 jelly beans in the jar beats my guess of 260 (the correct number is 281). Cena wins the twenty-dollar Arby's gift certificate. Guess which finger I'm holding up for you, Cena.

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NEXT WEEK

Wrestlemania plans get more complex.

AND

I see a Mansard roof through the trees.