Monday, October 15, 2007

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 28th


Dakota Fanning w/ Tom Cruise vs. Rey Mysterio II

What you gonna say when she comes your way?
The oldest young person you will ever see
What you gonna say when she comes your way?

Dakota, Dakota, Surname Fanning (Hey)
Dakota, Dakota, that's her name-o
Dakota, Dakota, Surname Fanning (Hey)
Dakota, Dakota, transported by Tom Cruise

It's the return of Dakota Fanning
Her last name rhymes with Carol Channing's
She's getting all tangled up in Charlotte's Web
Protecting Wilbur from a crispy bacon death

Can Rey Rey fight back or even attack
Her eloquent speeches while she's sipping Cognac?
She sits by the fire, he tries to outfly her
Is he gonna fray her Sunday church attire?

This feud is getting pretty ridiculous
But it's entertaining for the audience
Dominic likes it too, yeah he better like it
Big smile on his face
So Rey better beat that little girl
In a potato sack race

Last match was a time limit draw
This calls for another cruiserweight war
Maybe Rey will Drop the Dime on the lady
The Cat in the Hat was bad, but this payback is crazy

Dakota, Dakota, Surname Fanning (Hey)
Dakota, Dakota, that's her name-o
Dakota, Dakota, Surname Fanning (Hey)
Dakota, Dakota, transported by Tom Cruise


The Question:
Who wins and how?

*****

NEXT WEEK

Biscuits.

AND

Graaaaaaaaavvvvyyyyyy.


No comments: