Monday, October 08, 2007

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 27th


Son of The Mask vs. Randy Orton

His Dad was beaten just the other day
Randy put the boot to him in the cartoonish way
He saw his Pop's face drop to the ground
Next to the bottom crib rope, where the son was found
He tried to get the mask as Randy tried to get it too
Randy said "SMMMOKIN' is probably bad for you, son.
SMMMOKIN' is probably bad for you."

And there's Orton and the Son and the Loki Mask
There's that little dog as well, I think his name was Max
If Jamie Kennedy appears,
Don't tell me when, '
cause I hate to kick it old school, man
You know I hate to kick it old school
You know I hate to kick it old school


The Question:
Who wins and how?

*****

NEXT WEEK

F-U, pectoral muscle tear.

AND

I recover from Canadian Tanksgiving, a day in which everybody is thankful for army tanks.

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