Monday, July 26, 2010

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 95th


WWE Women's Championship Match
Layla (c) vs. Skipper Roberts


Sister, sister, sister
So all my girls in my sister's dream house say hey
Even though our mouths don't open that way
Wall to no wall, storey to open storey
This living area was poorly made (sister, sister)

You’re not insured, so try not to fall off the third floor head first (sister, sister)
You’re not insured, so try not to fall off the third floor head first (sister, sister)

Ooh, these clothes are wool, tonight is cool
I'm feeling itchy, tell Mattel to manufacture a backscratcher soon
I'm dressed for a winter holiday, but where is the snow?
And how come there's only one black person we know?

Sister, sister, sister
So all my girls in my sister's dream house say hey
Even though our mouths don't open that way
Wall to no wall, storey to open storey
This living area was poorly made (sister, sister)

You’re not insured, so try not to fall off the third floor head first (sister, sister)
You’re not insured, so try not to fall off the third floor head first (sister, sister)


The Question:
Who wins and how?


*****

NEXT WEEK

Years ago, ECW and I had a One Night Stand. One year later, we had a second One Night Stand. After TNA's Hardcore Justice: The Last Stand, ECW is going to have to make a decision. Are we going to take this relationship to the next level or not?

AND

Tell the devil he can go back from where he came. His fiery arrows drew their bead in vain.

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