Monday, May 11, 2009

The Swerved Presents: Dream Match the 66th


WWE Championship Match
Randy Orton (c) vs. Kevin Arnold


What would you do if I RKOed you?
Would you lie there or do a weird, RVD-like flip thing?
Lend me your ears and you will hear my voices sing
They don't have a favourite genre, they like a little bit of everything
Oh, Winnie, do you really think of Kevin as a friend?

By the way you look at him, it seems as though Kevin is more than a friend
All you need is an oil rub from a friend
Well Kevin seems like some kind of best friend
But with a little bit of benefits
Some benefits from someone who's more than a friend

The Question:
Who wins and how?



*****

NEXT WEEK

Kofi Kingston defeats a man who is unable to use both of his arms. What a win for him, Michael Cole.

AND

Who's to say my fantasies won't come true — just this once?

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